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- Paul Mauel
- the MV, The Land of 5 out of 5, United States
- Paul Mauel teaches 8th grade reading and writing to the best students in the land. I write. Novels and such. (Doesn't every person or teacher have that secret wish?) I coach. Football for the most part, track, basketball, strength and speed training. I like big kahuna burgers. I think food tastes better when the kitchen is dark and the only light is from the refrigerator. I went to high school in the 208. I have an amazing family. I love the Green Bay Packers. My hobby/passion is academic research and the experiments therein.
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My firend Tyler and I where at his house playing his Xbox the tv was not working. So Tyler was trying to fix the tv and i was holding his controller wanting to know how derible the controller was. I yelled he flew his head back and he almost made me lose the controller... so I threw it =) it hit the wall and hit him in the parts. It then hit his bed and did the same thing. I had fun and threw it again im hit Tyler so hard he sried like a hyena. I mean he was a pool of tears for a bit then he got up and was goind to kick MY... well that was my story
-Aaron
no im serious what!!!!!!!
A month ago I was at practice and I was running to go tell my team we had a game this weekend. I tripped and I slid and hit my back against the bleachers really hard. Everybody looked at me like I was the most retarded person in the world. I felt really stupid I started cracking up laughing. Then five minutes later I had a huge bruise that was all purple and red and had scratches on it. It hurt really bad.
Kyle Conen
Per.1
4/16/09
Bears
Funniest thing
One time, my brother and I were at my moms work. I was sitting down, listening to my ipod. And my brother was going through her desk drawers. Then he found one of those stress balls. But when he squeezed it the seeds and juice went everywhere. The juice looked as red as the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I don’t remember this because it happen when I was 1 ½. We were at Cannon Beach with my family. We were walking down the beach and I had to go to the bathroom and there was no bathroom around so without thinking I went number 2 in the sand like a bear in the woods. My Mom covered it with sand so nobody would step in it. While this was going on my 3 year old brother was smashing sandcastles and my cousin told him to smash the same pile where I went to the bathroom. He became an animal and stomping with all his might and his bare feet he crushed a sandcastle with a little surprise inside it.
One time me, my mom and my brosive were at the puyallup fair and we ordered a peroshki and they gave us a salmon one free because it was really late at night. we were on our way to the car and my brother was begging to throw the salmon one. He just kept asking because nobody likes salmon right. he was eager to just chuck that thing across the parking lot like a frickin QB(quarterback). he was so sugar high he was like foaming from the mouth, he became a rabid cheetah. he never got to throw it but it was the funniest thing i've seen in a while.
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Mom and Her Chicken Wings
A few weeks ago my mother and I decided to try our hand at archery we had already done fencing but I was no good. Our fist day there they let us shoot, the instructor started us with the lightest bow they had a 20 pound re-curve bow. When I shot it was easy the bow was not too heavy and so forth. So when it was my mothers turn to try she was optimistic, yet when she pulled the string her arms were shaking like a chicken running from the chopping block. The instructor didn’t want her to hurt herself so he went to go find a lighter bow. When he got back he had a 15 pound re-curve bow. She had a much easier time. At the end of the lesson we were cleaning up the instructor asked for the bow back saying that it wasn’t his it was the kid classes. My mothers face turned in to a ripe tomato.
(Note* My mother is having a much better time now, archery uses muscles that most people don’t use except on special occasions.)
One day I went down to my friend’s house. We were relaxing when my friend, Ryley, had a bright idea. He grabbed a wagon and dragged it up a hill. He jumped on it and went down the hill. He went as fast as a cheetah but suddenly turned sharply. He was out of control. He was a hurricane without control. Until a nice tree stopped him. He rammed into it but got out. He couldn’t walk straight, it was hilarious. We even got a video of it, he was mad! But everyone was laughing. His lesson was learned: Don’t use wagons to go down large hills.
One camping trip gone wrong
Now everyone’s gone on vacation, but me I’ve gone on one! And it was hilarious. It happened when my dad started to make dinner he was reaching in for the chicken he was going to cook over the fire. It was a camping safe cooler you know so bears don’t get inside, so it happened to be extra deep. Well my dad got his head stuck in the cooler. He stood up straight with the cooler sticking straight up. The cooler was now his real head!!!!!! My mom helped him get it off and by the time he finally got the fire started it was a little cooler outside and my dad was wearing a blanket the blanket just happened to catch on to the fire and pretty soon it looked as if my dad was wearing a fire coat!!!! This camping trip just got better and better. And my dad just got stupider and stupider. Ill never forget that camping trip!
The Funniest Thing
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At the cheer showing at school after winter break. Amanda was holding her sign upside down in the middle of the cheer infront of the whole school! Eeryone was laughing really hard like my grandma partying! She was as nervious as a kid taking the WASL test!! :0
The Funniest Thing
The funniest thing that has happened to me was the ice fight, in the limo, on caitlyns birthday. The Limo was as black as night as we saw it pull up. As we got in it we were smiling kids at dineyland. we reached in the ice bucket and threw it at eachother. We were all cracking up and taking pictures. Are faces lit up like people of all ages on Christmas morning. This is the funniest and best thing that has ever happened to me!
Tigers!!!
While traveling through Europe, my family waited at the train station for an early train. While waiting their like a slug on a rock (I was VERY tired) a French man was at the ticket booth literally screaming his lungs out! I watched horror stricken at the drugged wolf screeched at the person behind a ticket booth. All I could hear was jumbled up words that ended with a “POO! POO!” as if to say “I spit on you!” The wife of the man came up and tried to pull him away by the arm (obviously embarrassed). I couldn’t help but laugh my gut out! I was a hyena!
At my Valentine’s Day ’08 party, only six people came. Well, seven if you count my mom. Anyways, after everyone left, we still had several stale pink-frosted cupcakes and bad oranges. We were trying to think of how to throw them away without putting them in the garbage so our cats wouldn’t dig through it again. Finally, my best friend got the idea to throw them into the woods close by my house. So we took the foil wrapping off the cupcakes and the box of oranges and went outside. Keep in mind that it was dark by now and we could barely see five feet in front of us. Pair that with the fact that I’m horribly un-coordinated, and you can probably guess how that went. If you can’t, well, I fell. A lot. Once we made it alive to the trees, we start throwing cupcakes and oranges at the trees. They exploded like fireworks on impact. We got down to the last orange and decided to throw it together. We both hurled it at the tree. I guess the orange wasn’t happy about us killing all of its friends because some of the citrus from the orange got in my eye when it broke on the tree. I clutched my face yelling about how it stung and my best friend had no idea what to do. She was just yelling “Where does it hurt? Do you need ice? Should I call 911?” I stumbled my way back to the house and splashed water on my face. When I turned around, a cat was directly behind my legs and I tripped. My legs tangled with the rug and the cat yowled before I hit the floor and whacked my head on the side of the tub. My friend ran in again and quietly asked, “Ice? Or 911?” I laughed and said ice.
Dear Mr. Mauel,
Have you ever had an inside joke? well i have one for ya and its so awesome it will make it to the history books!!!! Or guiness world records!!! Well, maybe not that great but its pretty hilarious! Over spring break i was over at Paige's house and we were acting so bored that I randomly blurted out "WEESNAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" looking like a dinosaoure gone bad.We looked at each other and cracked up! Throughout the entire two days i was there and to this day we are still walking around saying "WEEEESSSSNNAAWWWW!!!!" We said this while we were naming and painting eggs, at the river (*sparkle sparkle*) with bathing suits, watching Twilight a few times to many, taking pics of Twilight, sitting in the bathtub-no water all clothed-taking random pics of us together, and so much more!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSNNNNNAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tanya
Trey, Dylan, Billy, Cody, Ashley and me were all at Ashley's house. Trey was was stupid, just like my step brother. Trey was playingith this big pink pillow and put it down his shorts. He also put a batman toy, dinosaur toy, and a batman car down his shorts at the same time. Trey was going to explode like a bomb. He accidently poked a hole in the pillow and this whitestuff was everywhere in the room!
Mr.Mauel-
One day in history this year, I was in History class. Right after we were doing our warm up, Mr.Todd came in and dumped a huge box of papers on our floor. It was a sudden invasion. Right after that, Mr.Campbell got up and started talking to Mr.Shamseldin about Mr.Todd. After Mr.Todd left, Mr.Campbell got up in front of the whole room, and he started dancing in a crazy way. It was hilarious. His dance was like an immature toddler dancing to his first disco song. That is the funniest thing that I have seen happen this year at TJH.
-Jackie H. pd.2
so one time chris was over and we wanted to go down to the market. while going down there we stop by ashleys house to see if she wants to go. and she does. after that we get there buy 3 monsters and 4 ice creams. after everybodys ate there fill. we start walking back up. and by now we were allsugar high and jacked up. as we were going back up the hill to where i lived we had a great idea. lets hold hands and skip down the road everytime a car comes. so we did. and eventually one of the cars turned out to know us and called ashleys phone laughing. after this our faces were apples we were so embarassed. yet we were laughing like hyenas because we thought we were the funniest thing in the world :)
Two years ago in sixth grade i was on cruthches. My friend Chris wanted to use my crutches and we were going pass the library during passing time, we had to be on the third floor becuase our science class room had gotten flooded. I didnt know what he wanted to use them for but i said ok anyways. When he took them he ran like a pole valter with two poles and then launched him self in the air. The crutches though and sliped out from under him and he was a weight and fell to the ground and made a huge bang. That was the funniest thing i had ever seen.
Okay Mr.Campbell was gone and a subsitutes was there. Campbell is my history teacher in room 804. And Mr. Shamshelden and him team teach. Any way Mr.Campbell has this thing that is duct tape and is a shape of a microphone, just enlardge. No one know why he has it or how he made it. Mr. Shammy (Shamshelden) had a fun idea to hit Mr. Campbell Filing cabnet.Mr. Shammy it the filing cabnet so hard it sounded like bomb going off. And when he was done he just said: "That was there before." and plus he was smiling.
-Hannah
Jonah, Trey, Billy, Cody, Ashley and I were all hanging out at Ashley's house watching Hell Boy Two. Then trey found a pink pillow. This pillow was no ordinary pillow, it was 3 feet long and very squishy. Trey decided to take the feat of putting that pillow into his shorts. O boy oberto he was determined. to ge the whole thing in there. Halfway through the movie he had gotten the whole pilow in there also including a batman car and some little toys. While putting the other items in his pants he accidently poked a hole in the pillow and the everywhere he went there was a little trail of whit stuff coming out of his pants.
one day in june my friends stayed at my house and the next day was a skate tour so we all woke up the next morning at 3:30am and skated from my house to the south hill mall.While we were skating there it was pitch black outside and my friend fell and sliced his hand open then decided to wrap it up with his shirt.When we finally got there were all excited we saw them build the skate park and we were skating then more people came around 8:00 and everyone got the idea to skate inside the mall and like 80 kids were skating inside looked like a stampede of kids all on skateboards.That was one of the funniest and best days iv ever had.
was snowboarding down the mountian behind Zach. We were going threw fresh powder from the previous night. It was like surfing a wave on a tropical island when Zach attempted a front flip and disappeared into the powder. The spray was like a wave crashing down on the sand.
It was over the summer and I was with my best friend Hailey. We were so bored that we decided to play with my legos that i've had since I was 3. When we were younger we would always build a house out of legos and she would be the janitor and I would be the hobo who sneaks into random pPeoples houses and spend the night. I had this sombraro that she would always were when ever she would clean the house. She had built this car for herself that would be able to carry all of her "cleaning supplies". But since the sombraro was too big to fit in the car, she trys to shove it in. Then she tells me "Apperently I can't wear this hat while driving this vehicle!" I litteraly laughed so hard for 10 minutes straight. To other people they just kinda think we're crazy, but to us it was our funniest moment ever.
It was the last day of school. I was in th 7th grade. I was riding the bus home excited to start summer. When my friend Ryan's stop came up, he told me he had a plan. The bus slowed to a stop and the breaks squeaked. The door slid open and Ryan stepped of the bus chuckeling to himself. I was waiting to be knocked of my seat. When the bus began moving again, Ryan ripped his shirt off and swung it around like a lasso. I couldn't stop laughing at one of the weirdest displays of phsycotic actions I had ever viewed in my 13 years of life. This event was one that I knew I would never forget.
Okay, I wasn't sure what to write for a funniest moment but here it goes.
Okay, so one summer, my family decided to go on a trip in canoes down the Missouri River. About half way through the trip we made camp. My dad had gone around to "explore" (really go to the bathroom, ha.) but anyway,about 2 minutes later, he ran back to our camp saying "Don't panic guys, but I almost stepped on a rattlesnake." We all got up at the same time, asked him if he was okay, and he led us to the spot. Under the tree in some tall grass, there layed the snake. Like looked like the dirt iteself so we couldn't see it well. It was coiled in a perfect coil like a cinnimon roll. We took pictures fo a while. And then I asked my dad "what were you doing by the tree?" He just turned away and in a quiet voice said "nothing." We all laughed and went back to camp.
That's all I could think of at the moment.
One time, when i was playing fetch with my dog Cody. He grabed a tennia ball from the garage. The ball would hang out of his mouth like a five year old kid hanging out to the jungle gym at the park. Some how he got his ball into the house. I just got home from school and my mom wasn't home, Cody was just dying to play fetch. So he grabed his ball from his bed, ran out to the kitchen where I was and just ploped his ball on my feet, and gave me the puppy eye look. Dang it I hated when Cody gave me the puppy eye look.
I couldn't resist, i grabed his ball and through it across the linoleum floor of the kitchen. Cody went into a dog burnout as he tried to grip the floor with his paws. Finally he got grip and zoomed to the tennis ball he went passed the ball and was long gone. He tried to stop but went head on into the wall. Wham! Owch that must have hurt. He shook his head like he was saying "ow...".
me and my friend devin were in pe in 7th grade and he had this bright idea and said he was going to sit on the backbourd on the basketball hoop.i said your stupid for even sayin that then i turned around and looked back and he was sitting on the backboard.
he got scared and couldnt get down.the techer walked out of the locker room and didnt notice him until devin yelld get me down!!!!!.
i could hear the sweat and steam trickle down his bald head.
me my brother and his two friends decided to walk to blockbuster after it got dark and when we were walking back there were a bunch of kids hangout behind qfc so my brother is a smart as a rock and decided it would be a good idea to start yelling at them so my brother started calling them wimps and druggies and then one of them chased us op to the top of the hill but when he was running his pants fell down so he was chasing us with his pants around his ankles but he gave up then when were were at the top of the hillmy brother thought it would be a good idea to call them wimps again so they got in there car and came after us but we hid behind a dirt mound and they were driving up and down the road for a minute trying to figure out where we were then they left and we started walking home again then when we got a little up the road there car drove up next to us and about ten of them got out of this really small car and this really short guy started pushing my brother so my brother just pushed him away then they finally left and whe went home.
one time me and my friend aili m were eating at a mexican resterant. And we both looked over at the kitchen window because you can kind of see into the kitchen. And we saw the chef carry a cat as fat as norbits wife into the kitchen.
me and my friends we playing a prank on this asian man for a month what we did was take a unervsal remote and snunk around the back of his house and found the tv code for his tv and night we had a hudge grope and we turnd the tv on wile he sleep and then turnd it al the way up he woke up and we hid around the corner and my friend loooked arounf the corner and the asian man was right there so we all ran to the other side of the appartments we all got there and thaught we were safe the asian man came out of no were asrnd hit my friend kade with a bsmbo stick as hard as he could kade thaught it was one of us he turnd around and it was the asian man kade looked like he just saw a ghost i looked and all the rest of all are friends fled the scene i whent to go but he grabed me on the sholder we convinsed him to not call the cops we we met up with are friends we looked at were he hit kade it looked like a gosse egg on his body. ryley
I was so excited for the nice weather. Living in Washington you would be lucky if it even gets to 50 degrees F and april spring break. I was going to go meet my boyfriend to go for a walk by the river. I was like a diva queen. I slipped my white jeans on, and not really worrying about the weather men saying a storm is coming. I let my precautions get the best of me. When I was with my boyfriend I relaizzed the rain was falling down like Hurrican Katrina. I looked down to see my white pants and all my underwear was showing through!
Funny Thing
One time my friend called me when I was a friends house. I happen tobein his kitchen when she called me and and their floors are shiny like a sleek smooth ice skating ring. My friend who had called me was talking to me and i was being "blonde" and i had not listened to a word she said because i was memerized by the incredably shiny floors. So i asked Justan (the guy who happen to be in the kitchen) him if he used Mr.Clean. I think he thought i was a couch patatoe becuase he thought i dont get out much. My friend on the fone thought it was funny . . but then she got mad at me because i didnt listen to what she said
My friend Lora and I were on vacation in Long Beach. We were eating lunch at a restaurant and we wanted to wash our hands before we ate so we went to the bathroom. To understand this story you have to know that this bathroom was one where you open the door and there's no stalls, it's just one big regualar bathroom. So the door is closed, but when we knock no one says anything so we figure that it's empty. When we try the handle it goes down but the door won't open. We don't even consider the possibility that there is someone in there, we just figure that the door is obviously stuck like glue. We decide that if we just push harder on the door then it will open. So we try this but the door is still stuck so we start kicking the door. Finally it swings open and there is a lady in there! She was a deer in the headlights. We sort of muttered a sorry and just ran out of there. I'm sure that poor lady was traumatized.
My cousin Kevin and I werre driving his glolf cart in Montana and we were ridin' like the wind. But while he was driving and I was the passenger he tried to park up on the ramp leading to our grandparent's shed. He accidentally gunned it to hard like a Road Hog and the doors broke off and went flying in. We were laughing our heads off. But then we realized that we just did something bad. we put the doors upright to make it look like a robber broke in instead of us. Our parents eventually found out and we each had to pay $12.50 to pay for the wood to rebuild it. And that's just one of many mischeifs we've been through.
Another day after school, Shruthi and I were heading to dance. It was pooring baseballs outside so we were all huddled up and running while the rain kept smacking into our faces. Suddenly out of no where, all of the things in Shruthi's purse fall out and clatter against the wet ground. We both stared at her things for literally a full minute as if just trying to grasp what just happened while all of her things-her cell phone, lip gloss, little random items, etc.-were being drenched by all of this rain. After the longest minute ever we finally freak out, like we should of been when her things first fell to the ground, jumping around everywhere trying to collect all of her things.
-valerie
ok the funniest thing happened to me and my cousin dominic and .so went out during winter break at like 12:00 and theres this house weve awayls wanted to ding-dong-ditch so dominic went to the door and rung it like 20 times then kick it like 3 times and ran while he ran i wrapped toliet paper around his car. when he ran he as fast as chettah running from paochers!!! haah after 10 seconds the guy came out in his boxers he saw me and said hey kid get away from my car now i was still wrapping toilet around his car. after i ran and he got in his car an dstarted chasing us so we rann really fast and got home after he was still looking for us!! hahahahahahaha
Funniest Thing Ever
A few years ago, I was at a hockey tournament in Canada. After the two games one windy day, the team was sitting at the hotel when the hotel's power went out. It started to get dark, so I had two of my teammates over to my room to play cards with a flashlight for light. One of my teammates, Colby, was afraid of the dark. The entire time he was over, his eyes were dinner plates because he was so scared. After scaring him a few times and playing cards for a while, my other friend, AJ, and I decided decided to walk Colby to his room. We were almost to Colby's room when AJ turned around, pointed down the hall and screamed, "OH MY GOSH!" to scare Colby. Colby screamed like a little girl, sprinted to his room and started banging on the door screaming for his mommy. AJ and I couldn't stop laughing for at least 20 minutes.
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The funniest thing that has ever happened to me was inter tubing on a boat in Eastern Washington with my sister and family. It was early in the morning and we were about to go tubing in a lake. My sister and I could not wait to go for the thrill of our lives. We put on our life jackets on and everything as fast as a lion chasing its prey. We are on the tube with my mom and dad in the boat ready to go. Once we started going about 15 miles an hour I had to spit, I didn’t realize how fast we were going and the spit flew back and nailed my sister right between her eyes. She wipes it all over her face with her hand and smacks me right in the face. I flew off the tube and I had a terrible bloody nose it was a puddle of blood everywhere I was. This was the funniest thing I always think of and when I am sad I always think of this incident.
My funniest time ever was when I was younger. We buried my leg in Florida. We were on the beach we started burring my leg and a sand crab went in it. A sand Crab is like a jelly fish on sand. It hurts… the sand was hard. When I lifted my leg up I got sand all down my shorts. It was itchy. I ran quick and plunged in to the water. Landed right on to a school fish.
One if the funniest things that happened to me in the past year, was when my friend and I were playing Starwars on the hammock in my backyard. We ran outside and jumped on my mom’s new hammock. Then we were in an x-wing fighter, and we made shooting noises. “Ptchew, ptchew, ptchew!” We were kicking and turning so much, the hammock flipped around and we flew off. The ground was really wet and muddy. Then the stand it was on came off the ground, flew in the air like a bird, and landed on us. But we were laughing so hard, it didn’t hurt too badly. We came inside completely out of breath, and almost crying because we were laughing so hard. My mom thought we were insane when we told her what happened. Now every time either of us see Starwars, we immediately think of that day.
Some things in life are just hilarious, especially at times where you least expect it. When it was pre-game in Mr. Shamseldin’s room was a time I least expected to laugh. Everyone was serious before the football game against meeker- the biggest football team in the league. The coaches were confirming positions as the team listened; everyone but Calvin and I. He was too busy telling me his story of how defense plan before he went to bed. I sat next to him in the back of the room as he whispered to me what his biggest Childhood fear was. As I kept one eye on coach Shamseldin, he told me how he stacked pillows on his neck to protect himself from-his biggest fear-robbers who might want to cut his throat. This made me laugh so hard I hunched over crying laughing, not even stopping to breathe! He continued to say that he slept peacefully because their swords couldn’t pierce the four pillows stacked on his throat. I don’t think he realized how stupid he sounded.
One of the funniest things that had ever happened to me is, one time me and my three brothers where riding are bike down to my mom’s work in Maple Valley. At about half way there we decided to stop and take a break. I was standing on the petals and my brother was coming up really fast cause we where coming down a hill. So my brother decided to go about 20 mph, and I was already stopped at the very bottom of the hill, and his brakes stopped working and he slammed into my back tires and I flew off my bike and hit my chin on the cement, I was laughing:) at first, but then I stared to cry it hurt really bad.
-Kathy
Funniest Thing Ever
This school year the funniest thing that happened is when Paul was like a hyper psycho on sugar. He was a drunken monkey while he was doing his victory dance. We were winning our game in pickle ball with Nick and he was crazy. All me and nick were laughing our butts off. I couldn’t even play the game I was laughing so hard.
Dear Mr. Mauel,
One time in January this year, my tournament for volleyball was in what I thought Vancouver, Washington. But ended up actually being in a different country. I have a ton of family in Vancouver Washington, and I am so used to going there. When my coach said our tournament is in Vancouver, I figured oh Vancouver, where my family lives!
I was a dummy on the opposite side of where my destination was at. We showed up to Vancouver Washington, and their were no Leighty High school to be found. My dad called my coach, and she was saying all of these weird streets that my dad had never heard of in Vancouver. My coach said, okay, take Ontario Blvd, right then he realized that we were susposed to be in Canada not Washington. The feeling knowing your 5 hours away from where you are supposed to be was the worst feeling. It felt like our ship sinked and we had no way out. I was late to the tournament but I think it is one of the worst scenarios, but funniest I have ever been in!
Megan
Last year up by the baseball fields there was a barrel cone like this one. A few kids turned it on its side and shoved a kid in it. Then, pushed it down the hill near the baseball fields. He looked like a rolling orange screaming as he went down. He was a monster when he got up yelling and screaming. Then the dean of students came and got a lot of them in trouble. I was standing far enough away to see it but not get in trouble.
Dear Mr. Mauel,
One time in January this year, my tournament for volleyball was in what I thought Vancouver, Washington. But ended up actually being in a different country. I have a ton of family in Vancouver Washington, and I am so used to going there. When my coach said our tournament is in Vancouver, I figured oh Vancouver, where my family lives!
I was a dummy on the opposite side of where my destination was at. We showed up to Vancouver Washington, and their were no Leighty High school to be found. My dad called my coach, and she was saying all of these weird streets that my dad had never heard of in Vancouver. My coach said, okay, take Ontario Blvd, right then he realized that we were susposed to be in Canada not Washington. The feeling knowing your 5 hours away from where you are supposed to be was the worst feeling. It felt like our ship sinked and we had no way out. I was late to the tournament but I think it is one of the worst scenarios, but funniest I have ever been in!
Megan
One of my funniest moments was with my friend Lena. Lena plays on my soccer team and most of my funniest moments are with her. So one day after our soccer game I went over to Lena's house to spend the night. We really wanted to go see Friday the 13th, but her mom had other plans. Mary, her mom, wanted to go see a magic show. Lena and I didn't want to see it so her mom made us a deal. If we went to this magic show with her then she would take us to the movie. So we thought it was a good deal and the magic show would be over in no time. I mean it only started at 7 o'clock how long could it take? Soon to our despare we found out it didn't end till 9:30. Even though this dredful upset, we still wanted to go. mary thought it was too late. Lena was going from a happy child to a 3 year old with a tantrum arising. Lena began to fight her mom for us to go to the movie. Mary on the other hand didnt want to hear it. So Mary began to yell back. Focused on the fight, Mary began to swurve while driving the car. She was like a wild wildabeast not giving up on his kill. I was so scared of dying that I just sat there quietly hoping it would all end soon. From that day on, Lena and I will never go to a mgaic show with her mom again.
A while ago, the funniest thing happened to me. When I got to school I had a flash of genius, I decided it would be a good idea to tell one of my friends (who takes grades extra seriously and cried when she didn’t get a 4.0 last year) that everyone had received their acceptance letter into honors classes. We saw her at lunch that day and ambled up to her and asked her if she had gotten her letter yet. She just looked at us because she was really confused. Then we told her that everyone had received a letter telling them that they had gotten into honors about 3 days ago. Her face contorted, she looked like her heart had been shattered by a wooden mallet. She was about an inch away from bursting into tears. We had done a little bit of planning and told all of our friends to say that they had gotten their letters if she asks. Sure enough she went around asking almost everyone that she remembered seeing at the timed write and they all said that they had received their letters. Finally, to save her from crying in front of everyone in the lunchroom, we told her it was all a joke and that she shouldn’t be so stupid as to believe anything that people tell her. This just made her leave; she probably went into the restroom and cried. We had gotten two jokes from one.
Some things in life are just hilarious, especially at times where you least expect it. When it was pre-game in Mr. Shamseldin’s room was a time I least expected to laugh. Everyone was so tense it would make a rock seem like jello before the football game against meeker- the biggest football team in the league. The coaches were confirming positions as the team listened; everyone but Calvin and I. He was too busy telling me his story of how defense plan before he went to bed. I sat next to him in the back of the room as he whispered to me what his biggest Childhood fear was. As I kept one eye on coach Shamseldin, he told me how he stacked pillows on his neck to protect himself from-his biggest fear-robbers who might want to cut his throat. This made me laugh so hard I hunched over crying laughing, not even stopping to breathe! He continued to say that he slept peacefully because their swords couldn’t pierce the four pillows stacked on his throat. I don’t think he realized how stupid he sounded, I laughed as hard as a Hyena.
About 5 years ago my family and I were in the car on our way to Arizona. Me and my older brother got bored and had a pillow fight with the car seat cushion. It started to get hot so I opened the window a little. I was surprised our parents didn’t yell at us for being to loud but apparently we were as quiet as a mouse. As my older brother throw the cushion at me it flew out the window. It was like a bee that was going 100 miles per hour and it just flew right out the window. We both turned around to look out the back window. And we saw the cushion lying in the middle of the road. We both just turned around and sat there in shock. We decided to pretend it never happened. About three months ago we decided to tell our mom about it. She got so mad and told us she was looking everywhere for it. Ever since than I blamed my brother for it because it was him who throw it out the window.
jess
One day in gym class, my friend started to tell my other friend and I a story. All of the sudden she started moving her arms from side to side and snapping her fingers and doing a little dance like a hula dancer. Then she stopped and said, "Oh that was stupid." We told her that she does that a lot and she started freaking out! She yelled, "What!? Oh my gosh!" and fell onto the bench. She just kept yelling, "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Thats so embarassing! I cant believe I do that!" She was a frightened hyena! It was hilarious! We were talking about it for most of the rest of that class.
The funniest ting I have in TJH is the first two days because I dint speak and understand English and the first period is very hard to find because my paper say room2 but in the map say b2 and i looking around all school searching each room when finally find them I don’t understand anything the teacher are saying I only copy that people are doing the second period is the most easiest to find but am start thinking the class never finish because in Mexico are 1 hour each class and here are 2:30 and walking around in circles in the gym when it finish I go to lunch and next to this class.
The next day is very funny because my lunch are at 1st and I go to the next class and I don’t now people follow me and start calling me the class is not done but am still going and am go back all telling me why don’t answer finish school and that is all
it was your average day, or yet so i thought but i had no idea what embarresement and humor i was in store for.the day was going by like anyother, i got up, went to school, sat in class, socailized in the hall way. but that all changed when we got to lunch,lunch is always entertaining for me. if your with me and my friends and were all in a good mood there is absolutly no way you will be bored . but anywho this specific day there was a kareoke machine at lunch,and every one kept telling me and max to go up and do screamo to one of the so0ngs. so of course we did. i got up there i was so nervious,my legs we shaking, i got a cold sweat, i turned red.i was as red as a cherrry,and my face was hot. max was compeltly calm though i didnt understand,he is layed back. its like there is nothing in the world that will get to him except one person but he gets on everones nerves.but after the incodent every one was coming up to us and taking our picture for the school year book. and all our friends were jumping on us,it was like being a movie star or something like that.it was an amzingly nerve raking but it was fun.
FUNNIEST THING!
THE BIG "B"
Well everyone has, there moments some more than others. It so happens that my moment was the funniest thing in my life. My day started off same as it always does, woke up, went to school. But today was a game day, which meant that the cheerleaders such as myself have to perform at half time, it front of the entire school body. I must admit I was pretty nervous. When we finally go to perform, we got to the end of the routine. This is were I hold up my sign for the cheer proportion of the routine. When I held the sign, I came to find the whole school pointing and laughing at me. It took me a few seconds before I realized, that the reason why they were laughing was because I had my “B” backwards! I felt as stupid as a rock! So even though things may be embarrassing you have to laugh because they may end up being the funniest thing in your life.
Funniest Things Joey
It all happened at my friend’s house with a scooter. My friend and I were playing around with a scooter and I luckily did a tail whip thing. I jumped off the side of a curb and was a kangaroo because I jumped really high in the air. I kicked the end of the scooter and it spun around and I landed. My friend wanted to try and he went up to kick it and did not get the rotation and he was as high in the air as the empire state building. He slowly fell to his doom at hit the ground. That is the funniest thing I have ever encountered.
Aren’t elevators supposed to open when you touch them? Well the elevators in Europe do not. My friend Jenna and I were running down the hallway for the elevator. We were late! She soon pressed the “Door close” button forgetting about my mom who was soon behind us. When my mom stepped in the way of the door closing, to our surprise it didn’t stop shutting. Squeezing my mom in the door way. She was turning as red as a strawberry. We were in shock watching to door trying to shut with my mom standing in between it. We quickly pushed the “Door open” button. She was a pancake! It finally stopped squishing my mom enough for her to get out. She ran through the door way as soon as she could. We all almost fell over laughing. It never really sank in my best friend had just closed my mom in an elevator door in Europe.
Basketball practice had been long and hard, we were all tired and hungry. We needed to practice free throws under pressure so we split into two teams and shot. The other team would yell while we were shooting. My team stunk like we were brain-dead. We tried and tried but kept missing. Finally we made one and Brie started to make faces at the other team and say “we made one haha!” In the midst of her laughing she screeched to a halt and face planted into the floor. Her crackers that she keeps in her pocket during practice scattered on the floor. Everyone on our team started to crack up. My stomach was fire, it was burning from practice and laughing made it worse. Everyone’s faces turned red as tomatoes and fell to the floor. We didn’t have time to yell at the other team so they ended up getting a point, but Brie was to funny.
It was a Saturday morning and Kaela, Jaya, Chelsea and I were lying in the guest room at my house, Chelsea and I were the only two awake. We were all exhausted from the night before because we had a cheer competition, went to Red Robin for dinner, and then we were hanging out with people till almost 12:30. It was morning and Chelsea and I were talking about the night before and I took a second to look at my phone and all I heard was a big boom. I looked up to see that Jaya wasn’t on the bed anymore and was on the floor. Jaya hurried and got up and her face was priceless- it was so serious then she looked like she was about to cry. Chelsea and I were laughing so hard my stomach started to hurt. Jaya sat up straight and tried to play it off like nothing happened but what happened, had to of been on thee funniest things yet!
Me and gabe were trying to teach james and cole how to boardslide the baby rail at holiday park and all we ever told them was lean foward but of course they didnt even pay attention .So aftter me and gabe demonstrated how to grind this rail cole tried it and beefed it .I told him lean foward now after this I was like james lean foward and he said as cole was crawling away im not gonna do the same thing that cole just did so he started riding at the rail and he was on there great. Then after 2 feet of riding. I see his board shoot out from under him and me and gabe are cracking up . While he is laying On the ground whining like some little kid that didnt get a toy. Man I almost started crying that was hecka funny.Man this was a freaking brick when he fell he hit that rail so hard.
Funniest Thing
It all happened last year at Cedar River. In between the lunchroom and the portables was a challenge that all the guys in shop had to overcome. The pole that separated the back end of the school and the parking lot. Each one of us had to hurdle that thing before we were late to lunch. Of course I and a few others jumped first try there were some that had a harder time. Devin Lanning started way back when he dashed like a cheetah to hurdle this gate. As he went into the air we all knew what was about to happen. He wasn’t going to make it. His feet clipped the edge of the fence while he was fully extended arms out and his face totally unprotected. He was a hawk as he flew to the ground. He barely moved and at first I wasn’t sure if I should laugh. When he looked up slowly every single person started crying from laughing so hard. You might have had to be there to think so but it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
One of the funniest moments I have ever had at school was at the 8th grade girl’s basketball game. It was just about half time and none of the players on gold were focused on what they were doing besides Brianna Hooks. So blue team is always looking for there biggest post to throw to and of course she was wide open, so they are getting ready to throw it down….and Brianna Hooks a girl who maybe 5ft tall storms over there like she was on a rampage and jumps like 3ft in the air and smacks the ball out of the like 5’10 post way! I have to say that was one of the funniest moments I have ever had as an 8th grader! :)
Funniest Thing
It was during a party my parents were having at our house and while it was going, me and my other comedian-like cousins head towards the office to find ourselves watching the most hilarious vdieos posted on the web today. As we gathered around the DELL flatscreen above the cherry brazilion wood desk, we were surfing the Youtube site and came across the Fail Blog which was a blog, of course, consisting videos with failures in it. We started by watching a video that was actually a double failure. As the motorcycles on the drag raceway go the first motorcycle does a flip. And a fat guy watching it from the side scurries to tell teh paramedic but trips and falls and it ran over by molten fireball on wheels from the nearby racetrack.It was probably one of the funniest things I witnessed in 2009.
Wow really weird! Unforgettable, with tons of laugh’s spread across the whole 8th grade class. The one day that changed my life and many others like me. It was a day of weird feelings and just wanting to scream. The assembly with the sex teacher he was telling the difference between boys and girls the one thing you will never forget. As he stands on the basketball court telling us the three main differences between girls and boys I sit right behind the most perverted guys IV ever met. Laughing along with the rest of my friends he asks the weirdest questions and we all start whispering to the people around us afraid to speak out loud. As you sit there you die of laughter just at the fact that it was kind of uncomfortable. After the assembly I scurry to my friends and we all laugh all the way back to our classes about the fact that the guys faces where turning bright red like blood suing out of a cut. Later that week we see the guys again and we all talk about the funny guy that was talking to us all. A past memoir like that will never leave your memory.
Funniest Thing
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Tigers
On the 2nd to last day of baseball tryouts we get off the bus with all of our gear, stretch out, and run. But today Mr. Cambell wasn’t here. He must have been sick or something. He is the coach for Tahoma Blue team. When we all took a knee around Mr. Dyer, Tahoma Gold’s coach, we saw that our History teacher Mr. Shamseldin (Shammy) was standing with us too. Mr. Dyer started to say that Shammy was gunna fill in for Mr. Cambell. And in exact words Dyer said “...Shammy is use to the hard wood.” And after he said that he realized what he said. “That came out wrong.” Everyone on Tahoma Blue and Gold started laughing as hard as a hyena! And for the rest of that day I had a smile on my face like a clown with WAY to much botox for the rest of the day.
Have you ever laughed so hard that you couldn’t breathe? Or that your face turned red? Well ill tell you a story that will just do that. So my dad and I are sitting in the living room both on separate couches across the room from each other. And my little sister seams like a little angle, but I swear she’s the devil sometimes. So she comes walking into the room and sits on my dads lap. As she’s walking into the room me and my dad are having a conversation about jeans and how I’m lucky to have tall and curly jeans. And my dad he’s like Santa clause in that jolly sort of way. And as were talking my little sister shouts out, “ You mean the FAT jeans”.
The funniest thing I have ever seen happened to my cousin. Also, it’s very gross.
My aunt just got a new puppy and she has been trying to potty train it for a couple of days now. She wanted to potty train it really fast because her husband wouldn’t let it in the house until the dog was trained. He had to go to work just like every one else. When he was at work my aunt let the dog in the house because she felt bad
My aunt called my mom to ask what we did to potty train our dog. And then she got side tracked and talked about how she let the dog in the house. She didn’t think the dog would poop in the house.
At that instant the baby starts crying. My aunt walks around the corner and sees her baby just COVERED in dog crap. She said it looked like the baby just got done with scuba diving in a chocolate fountain.
One of the funniest things was my sister falling out of a swing. My sister was two at the time. She was not very big; my sister was Tweety in the way that she was so small and fragile.. She was swinging in one of the baby swings made so babies “can’t” fall out. So I was pushing her on the swing, and all of a sudden on the way up, the swing tip over upside-down and dump my little two year old sister head first into the gravel. She went down head first like a dive. She started screaming. She sat up and had gravel rocks stuck on her head. I can still picture this little toddler screaming her head off with gravel stuck on her head. She had gravel imprints on her forehead for the next week. She ended up being fine.
The funniest thing to thing I have seen this year is when my friend Michaels hat got taken alot and that’s how it all started. It was I fine day as Edwin, Michael and I got off of the school bus. Michael is 4 foot 11 and Edwin is like 6 foot. There for Michael is small and Edwin is big. Anyways as we got off the bus immediately Edwin ran and jumped and took Michaels hat right off of his head then Michael sprinted and caught up to Edwin. Michael is punching Edwin and Edwin is saying leave me alone and holding his head so Michael couldn’t reach him then Michael gets out of Edwin’s grasp then Edwin hold the hat up high so Michael cant reach. Though after a little bit Michael got his hat back and Edwin ran home.
Alexa Caven
Funniest thing that has ever happened that I can remember is the day Tori Lanza spend the night. We had just sat around at my house we found a couple extra dollars in or pockets and decided to walk to the nearest McDonalds located at the local four corners. While we had been walking down we were gossiping about what was going on at my prior school Cedar Heights and what I had been missing out on, which didn’t sound like much. So we walked in to the McDonalds and bought an ice cream and fries and started walking back when I figured out that what I wanted is what she had and what she wanted was what I had so we walked back in the McDonalds re buying what the other person had. As we were walking out talking about how stupid we felt. A man was at the door for us and I smiled politely at his gestured and little did I know Tori had no idea the man was standing there quietly holding the door open and waiting for us and Tori finally looked up seeing the man and which the loudest noise I’ve even encounter hearing leaving her mouth she screamed. Tori saw the man and jumped of the curb flinging French Fries everywhere.
One day while I lived at my old house me and my cousin had been looking at old music videos and dancing to them and we decided to get dressed up in black dress and high heels. I had already gotten my dress on and I was trying to help her zip her up in the front. I kept telling to suck in and she kept laughing saying “I AM!” So first we had been laughing because we couldn’t get her dress zip up. I was like trying to zip up a hippo in a coat. As we are standing there I creaming at her “STOP MAKING ME LAUGH I’m GOING TO PEE MY PANTS!” So we get to a point where she pulling the top of her dress together and I’m trying to zip it holding the bottom and finally we get it zipped. She lets out a big gush of air pleased for our days work but when she does the zip comes apart right in the middle. So now I’m laughing harder rolling on the ground. Literally crawling to the bathroom trying not to pee my pants. Luckily I made it to the restroom, but I was still cracking uop. I still alugh to this day.
Alexa Caven
After we had all changed into our gym uniforms and were in the gym. I was standing waiting for the PE teachers to come inside. The PE teachers came inside and told warm up with a two minute jog. It was right after winter break, and I had gotten a new necklace from my friend for Christmas. When I was jogging I was trying to multi task, by looking down at my necklace, run, do the thizzle face, and talk to my friend With all that going on I wasn’t paying enough attention to where I was running. Before I knew it, I ran straight into a red volleyball pole. My head was a tomato, I got a big red mark from were I hit the pole. I felt ridiculous like a clown, I was so embarrassed! It was one of the funniest things this year for me!
Shauna McBride
Period.5
4-20-09
oh My!
One day we were in the cafeteria and it was half way through, and this girl accidentally hit this kid. His hamburger went flying a crossed the room swinging a cross like a monkey, and hit this girl in the back of her head. The boy who got his hamburger thrown a crossed the room got really mad matching a lion’s face all because she hit him!!!!
Last summer, I was peacefully putting on my riding gear early in the morning when Josh McBride walked up to me and said “watch my bike; Travis is up to no good”. I sort of ignored Josh as he walked back to his trailer. As I continued with my routine Travis came running up and took Josh’s bike of its stand and pushed it over to the honey bucket. He lodged the front wheel and handle bars in there. People were watching in aw. It was so stuck in there that josh missed the start of his race. He was P.Oed.
My dad and I like to go to Sykart, an indoor warehouse go-cart track, whenever we have an open night. When we went last time, a few weeks ago, we were unlucky enough to be racing against some really good drivers. In fact, one of them had the year’s fastest lap at this track. As we started the race, we noticed that one of the record holders wasn’t really that good of a driver. He got his fast times from almost smashing his way through his opponents. As my dad and I rounded a sharp hairpin turn, he smashed into my carts back left wheel, which made me slide into my dad and another racer. When the 15 minutes were up, we decided to pay for another race. So did the other driver. When this race started, we had positions behind his cart. After a few laps my dad was so fed up with this driver that when the guy started to catch up again, he stopped and waited. As he came around that same hairpin turn, he floored the car and smashed into his side, a ram hitting its target, T-boning him. The momentum he had carried him over the plastic railing and tire shock absorbers and stuck him into the other side of the railing. It was awesome! The guy was like a raging bull when, as he tried to complain, he found out that no one but us had seen the incident.
The funniest thing that has ever happened to me was when Jonah, Billy, Cody, Dylan, and I went over to Ashley Gowdy’s house. We started off watching a movie, but we were like a barrel of monkeys and focusing was impossible. So I found a giant pink pillow and for no reason decided to see if I could fit it down my pants. We were all cracking up so hard we could hardly breathe. We were hyenas just laughing away forever. Then I started fitting everything in the room I could down my pants including a batman car. In my haste I accidentily poked a hole in the pillow with the other items and everywhere I went there was a trail of white beads . I thought I would never be able to stop laughing. It was by far the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.
During the summer of last year my friend Cassidy and I decided to go for a walk. We walked on the Lake Wilderness Trail and went off on a few side trails. One side trail we went on there was a small tree that grew out over the water. We climbed it moved around a bit. When we were trying to get more comfortable I was standing on a branch that was only a foot above the water. As I stood watching and waiting as Cassidy made her way to another branch. Just as I was about to move there was a loud “crack!” and suddenly I was plunged into the cold water. It was as surprising as finding out your hot water heater is broken by jumping in the shower and finding no warmth. I climbed out as quickly as I could, then burst out laughing. I looked up at Cassidy still in the tree trying not to laugh her way out of the tree. After that we walked around some more as I wrung out my clothes and Cassidy laughed at how much water came out. After that unexpected swim I was a fish out of water for the rest of the day. All I wanted to was swim while all Cassidy wanted to do was laugh at me. Now looking back at it, it is even funnier then it was then, probably because I’m not soaking wet.
My funniest story would probably be when probably when my brother and I were playing soccer in the backyard. So what happend was we were kicking the ball around when suddenly he decides to boot it and then the ball rickochets off the fence like a bouncy ball and comes back and hits him in the stomach. My brother and I were laughing so hard it felt like a kid with a really bad stomach ache.
Collin F,
Tigers
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